I know this because my tongue feels swollen and my body feels creamy and warm. I’m also talking—too much.“So your dad is married to a girl two y...ars younger than you?” Graham looks like he’s trying to decide if that’s funny or sad.“Yeah. It gets worse, though. She was my college roommate.”Graham whistles. “That’s rough. What about your mom?”I wave my hand and swirl my red wine around. “She’s a warrior. Nothing fazes her.”He looks like he wants to say something but offers one of his smiles,. . My mind totally sexualized that dialogue and thought “Yes, she is mine now, and she is gonna solve my problem” . Controlling myself, i smiled to the neighbour aunty and said “Sure aunty, she can start today itself”. Aunty told something to sivakami and then left us alone. It was only me and her there.I deliberately stood at the door and told “sivakami, go inside, you can start”. she looked up at me as if to move, but i didnt. She squeezed herself between me and door, i caught a smell of her.. So this thing would swing back and forth. So as I remove it I see there's a one inch hole. So I look in and see it goes right into the guests bathroom. We haver forced hot air and the hole came through the back of that resister and someone had painted it black so nobody could see you. I laughed it off as who is going to look at their k**s.almost a year goes by and my wife's younger sister comes to stay. She's 22 5' nothing and pretty as hell. We had three k**s and was nice to have her around as. I was like, I dunno, cause I didn't really trust what might be in it. I had roofies once, I know how it f*cks you up & you don't remember anything after & I wanted to remember. anyway the drink was okay. she talks to some other girl for a while then she like, turns to me & tells me I'm cute. it was loud so I was like, what? & she goes, YOU'RE CUTE! then I felt stupid but I was like, oh, thanks, your beautiful! she puts her hand on my leg & leans over and just OWNS my lips - omg that def'ly.