At first I couldn’t believe what I had just heard. However, after getting sense of it all, I confronted Sujata & told her what I had just heard. She...told me with a straight face that it was true. I couldn’t believe what she had just said. Here was my close colleague encouraging me to go on an overseas tour with the college director to provide him company & comfort. I was feeling like a call girl. Sujata had totally different views on this matter. She told me with a straight face, “Barkha, come. You look away when I’m talking to you. That is further disrespect. Just for that you get 100 swats on your bare ass from me. And your wife will hold you down as I punish you.I’m then directed to the overstuffed chair in the room. I’m told to lay myself over the back of the chair with my head towards the seat. My wife is told to sit in the chair and hold me down. I am sprawled over the back of the chair. The paddle hurts and the pain causes tears. I’m crying as I’m getting spanked and my wife. When a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.Zero is the only number that cannot be represented by Roman numerals.Kites were used in the American Civil War to deliver letters and newspapers.The song, Auld Lang Syne, is sung at the stroke of midnight in almost every English-speaking country in the world to bring in the new year.Drinking water after eating reduces the acid in your mouth by 61 percent.Peanut oil is used for cooking in submarines because it doesn't smoke unless. But tab me ye nahi soch paya k tab agar me unko range hato pakad leta to mere chudai ka bandobast ho jata.Fir recess ki ghanti baji aur sab apni apni class me chale gaye.Me school ka HEAD BOY tha to me last me class me jata tha ground check karne k baad. Vo 2no ki class mere class k bilkul samne thi aur window se me un dono ko dekh sakta tha. Me jabi apni seat par betha hota tha aur jabi me bahar dekhu vo 2no muje hi dekh rahi hoti thi. Tab muje laga k vo dono muj se pat sakti hai aur ab to.