”“I care about that,” I interrupted.“You shouldn’t,” Jill said, shaking her head.“Yeah, like every motherfucking tabloid in America isn�...�t going to have a picture of that fucking thing front and center the first time Liz steps outside,” I said. “It’s going to be analyzed and scrutinized and appraised a million fucking times. It’s the best I could do and I’m still going to come off looking like an asshole.”Jill was shaking her head.“She won’t care if it came from a gumball machine,” Jill. She was excitedly telling me about the new tooth brush and the bubble bath. It was the second bath that she could remember having that had bubbles. I was barely listening to her excited chatter as I took her hand and led her to her room.“Shit,” she exclaimed. “This is beautiful. Can I sit on the bed?”“It’s your bed.” I said. “This is your room. Do whatever you like in here. I would prefer however that you don’t set it on fire or anything.”“Oh I would never do that.” She said earnestly, as she. My mind was in a whirl, I had just got married and already I was to have a new husband. One of the women walked in with a magnificent great Dane on a lead. This dog has been fully trained to do everything a useless husband can do my dear, from now on he will be your new husband. I stood there dumbfounded, these people wanted me to take a dog for my husband, they were quite mad I thought. Watch my dear, said mother in law. One of her daughters opened her legs wide, she wore no underwear, and sat. I even caught one of my cousins jacking off in the woods, but he never saw me. I was mesmerized by his cock, it looked bigger than my dildo and he squirted out a lot of cum. Even as all of this was new to me at the time, I considered it normal. But I was curious and would sneak around to see what this was all about.I remember staying at our grandparents a lot, they were great people too. But one weekend I was sick and the only c***d at home. My parents had a party, they like to party, and there.