She says she prayed about it and this seems the answer. I knew the Mormon Church had a few idiosyncrasies from two Mormon sisters I dated and mated a ...ouple of years previous. This was a new one on me. Does Bill know anything about it? Oh no! He would divorce me if he found out. She led me into the bedroom and pulled two suitcases out of the closet. An overnight bag will do for right now. Bill will fly you back Monday. She nodded and threw a pair of jeans and a blouse into a flight bag and. After what seemed like an interminably long time, the phone was answered. “Hello Janice Shackleton speaking…” “Hello Jan,” I interrupted rudely. “Is Ed home, I’ve got a problem with my laptop.” “Ah Drea darling, how are you?” she asked unperturbed by the panicky tone of my voice. “Apart that is, from the fact that your old laptop has finally decided to give up and die.” Janice being married to a computer whiz kid always has the newest, state of the art equipment and couldn’t understand my. And would ... all day long.I know, I know ... a sane man wouldn't have conversations with his penis. That's my life, folks. Take heed. When that special girl comes along, don't give in to your insecurities. Go for the gusto! Grab for that gold ring!I know what I'm talking about here.Her name was Ruth Ann, and I was madly in love with her. She had curly brown hair, and sparkling blue eyes, and dimples on her cheeks. When I looked at her, I felt all gooey inside. She professed undying love for me. He must have been hitting her clit just right. Then I could hear the unmistakable sound of his fingers in her wet pussy. Her fingers tightened on the arm rest of the chair. She never even opened her eyes, but managed to utter, “Don’t tease a girl!”I thought it was about time I interrupt and keep her from doing anything she’d regret. “Umm, hey, DeeDee…?” was all the farther I got.She quickly cut me off. “Shush. Don’t wreck it!”Dean looked over at me with what I could tell was a request for.