Ayan: Maya Aunty will not like it, Mom.Mona: Haha. She is my sister, Ayan!Ayan: Exactly. That is why I don’t want you to tell her. She will not like...it!Mona: You don’t know her.Ayan: I know her very well!Mona: You just don’t know her, Ayan.Ayan: I admit I made a mistake thinking I know my mother well. But, I am certain I know my Aunt!Mona: Nope! Lol!Ayan: What is that I do not know about her?!Mona: Well. She loves such kinky stuff.Ayan: Mom! We are not doing anything kinky, Mom. We are just two. Brothel sprouts.Q. What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman?A. A 40 year-old woman dreams of having c***dren, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.Q. What's white, smells, and can be found in panties?A. Clitty litterQ. I married Miss Right.A. I just didn't know her first name was "Always."Q. Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?A. When it's time to go back to his c***dhood, he's already there.Q. How do you know when your cat's done cleaning. .9 We arrived at the club and found a seat a waitress in a small skirt that was more like a pelmet came over and asked us what we wanted to drink, “a white wine and a coke” I said before he got the chance to order, she sashayed away to the bar, her buttocks clearly visible below the skirt, he watched her go, I slapped his hand, “hey, you are with me remember” I said, “and I thought we had an open relationship, after you and the waiter, well!, I’m gutted” he feigned disappointment but I ignored. 'Clean it up, man,' he said, laughing. 'Make it all spick and span.'I wanted to bite the fucking thing, but self-preservation and good sense stop me: I knew full well that these thugs would really put me through the wringer if I didn't play along.My head was spinning; my guts were aching; my arse was throbbing. I did everything I could to accommodate the anal invader, but still the pain was horrendous, and yet awesome at the same time.Remi hammered away at my arse for a good long while,.