.. I will tell. They will make you change me back." Not very likely, my dear," the new Edward said. "Who'll believe you. Edward Lassiter? I'm right he...e with a loving wife to back up my story. You..." he laughed as he spoke, "...you are... Inez, our crazy maid, an undocumented alien worker except for the green card we've arranged." No," Edward... Inez said. "Es imposible." No, Inez," Corinne said. "It is _very_ possible. You do what we say, or you get a one-way trip back to Guatemala."Inez sat. “How do you know?” I asked.Aaron pointed to the spot on the floor that was underneath Rose’s body.“What?” I asked.“Look at this.” Aaron said, kneeling down. There was a hole in the floor, directly under Rose’s heart.“From the knife?” I asked, incredulously.Aaron nodded.“Someone staked her so hard that the knife went all the way through her and stuck into the floor underneath. It would have taken a vampire to do that, and a really strong one.” Aaron explained.“Stronger than you?” I asked.“Close.. When I got up, I put the seat down and she took my place. After she peed into the pot, she said I should have a lesson in humility. I took a pad of toilet tissue to clean her but she said ?no. Use your tongue.? With that statement, she stood up and opened her legs into a wide ?V? stance. I slipped between her legs and lapped her pee away.The next time I helped her in the bathroom, she told me that she quite enjoyed having my tongue as her tissue, and instructed me to repeat my efforts. . We use to chat till late nights. Actually I had a huge crush on her the moment I saw her in college. But I was a shy person back then, that’s why I couldn’t gather courage to talk to her directly. We never had conversation directly in college but as soon as we reach home after college, we’d start our conversation on Orkut. It was a strange relationship.We use to call each other BABAY, SWEETHEART, SHONA and all as if we are a couple, but nothing happened with us that time as neither I had.