Just then, the telephone rang, awaking Megan from her deep sleep. "Hello?" answered Rick with a startled tone. "No, you have the wrong number".He hung...up the phone and turned to see Megan facing him, smiling. "What?" he asked."You've got a major boner daddy" she said, still smiling."Yeah yeah" he said, trying to cover up."Don't be embarrassed daddy, from the looks of it, you've got nothing to be embarrassed of" she said.Rick could feel his face burning with embarrassment. The fact that his. ‘Thank you! What would I do without you?’ He grabbed her shoulders, kissed her on the cheek, and bounced out the door. Dawn was left sitting in astonishment. What did she get herself into? ***** The following day had been so busy for Dawn that she forgot about her agreement with Erich. The law firm she recently took up position with was working on a large case that required the utmost attention. Although, she was not that imperative to the firm, her bosses kept her running from one task to the. Then there was all that discussion about condoms and when does she pull down her panties to let the boy do his thing. I actually found it so exciting that I had my hand inside my panties before I even got halfway through it and it slowed me down a little bit because I wanted to go over some passages again to make certain I didn’t miss anything.My next story was about a county girl that was fixated on milking cows and she graduated to high school seniors taking on two at a time to show she could. 17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you’re eating.The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.And the winners are:1. Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs.2. Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.3. Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.4. Esplanade, v. To attempt an.