After awhile, we began to relax, as it didn’t look like we were being followed.I finally began to breath a sigh of relief as we finally entered into...the Lazy Ox, exhausted from the constant tension and limping.When the innkeeper saw the state of us, he clapped at one of the serving girls and bellowed for hot towels, basins of water and needle and thread. Guess by now he was used to us showing up out of nowhere looking like dirty, bleeding wrecks.The serving girls didn’t want to be around us,. For a second or two she just sat there then followed the direction of eyes and quickly re-buttoned the blouse. “Oh I’m sorry Mike,” she said, blushing, “I didn’t know.”“Oh there’s no need to apologise Hazel,” I said, “if you think what I just saw looks past it, you definitely need to got to Spec-Savers.”“Yes it’s amazing what a good bra can do,” she laughed, “you should see them without one.”“Mmm,” I said, this time more seriously, “is that an invitation? If it is I’d love to.” I saw Hazel. "That night Al had a vivid dream. He was eating a meal in a restaurant. Sitting across the table from him was Mick. The room was full of strangers, making all the appropriate eating sounds and talking loudly. Al had on a suit jacket, shirt and tie, but down below... he wasn't wearing any pants or shorts! He was stark naked from the waist down! Glancing under the table, he saw that Mick didn't have on any pants or underwear either. In fact, Mick had a giant erection. Al felt his own penis. I asked “Enduku aunty??”(why?) She said “naaku mookaalu noppi undi doctor heavy saamanlu ettoddu annadu”(I’ve got joint pains and according to doc’s advice I shouldn’t lift heavy stuff) I said “Sorry aunty kaani meeku help cheyataniki evaraina undaali kada”(sorry aunty but u should have somebody to help you)She said “Ekada Ek naa husband night duty chesi ostaaru naa pillalu aitae chinnavaalu vaalu eepani cheyaleru”(my husband can’t do it cause he does night shift and sleeps all morning and my.