They watched The Matrix trilogy and ate and drank. Lane slept over, insisting that his mother did not care if he came home or not. Meeting his mother ...t the one and only Parent-teacher conference that she ever attended was enough to convince Robert that Lane was right. She did not care about her son.The next morning, Robert woke and began unpacking. He put on a pot of coffee and fired up some bacon and eggs with toast for Lane when he woke up.Lane peeled himself off the sofa and had breakfast. I began to shave my legs, then the rest of my body.When I was finished I put on the bra and panties then went to thekitchen table with what makeup had been abandoned when She left.With each application my dogs seemed to get more excited. "Oh you wantto see Momma do you?" I asked them and they started getting moreexcited. When I was finished with my makeup I went to the dryer whereI'd put the skirt and blouse with a fresh dryer sheet to get thewrinkles out. Then I looked through the back of the. Said something about me needing to loosen up." He's right," The man said. "You're a beautiful woman, you got someAMAZING legs," he was staring at my legs with open lust at this point,"but you seem uptight." Hmm, I didn't know it was that obvious," I mused. "I'm also up here,by the way," I said as I noticed his gaze went from my legs to my chest.Well, I guess I can't blame him for staring."Sorry about that," he said, quickly composing himself. "I'm Dan, bythe way," he replied, extending his. Until now it has never appearedas one complete work. This story features a number of authors who writeTG Fiction regularly. If any of them object to having their "nom deplume" used in this story, contact this author at [email protected] they will be edited out (None of them objected at the time,hopefully none of them do now). This is a work of parody and should betreated as such. No permission to archive, copy, distribute ordisseminate this story is given (except for permission.