The ejaculation went on beyond Maya’s stomach capacity, which expanded until her belly button popped into an outie. Maya fought off the urge to pass...out during the two minutes of nonstop spurting for her chance to spit out the spherical muzzle as soon as the penis softened.Buddy sat down after shaking the last drops of sticky jizz out of his urethra. He was satisfied for now, thinking he had fulfilled his evolutionary purpose of making puppies. Maya dislocated her jaw around the deflating. Do you know why Santa Claus doesn't have any children of his own?He only comes once a year and then that's down the chimney.This one is compliments of DennisThe Man RulesAt last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. We always hear the rules From the Woman side. Now here are the rules from the man side.These are our rules!Men are NOT mind readers.Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down ... We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining. .. Just like that baby... Ohh!..." This girl sucked my cock better than most I fucked before her and I was enjoying every second. She was so hot, I nearly blew my load just watching her bobbing her pretty blond head up and down on my shaft. Then out of nowhere she just stopped, pulling my cock from her mouth and she stood back up turning around as she raised the back of her skirt. The teasing girl tapped her bare ass with her hand, and she said she wanted me to fuck her in the ass. I looked at. They seem to assume the woman in the band is in some way involved with a member, and thereforeit's all too complicated. I spent about nine years, on and off, playing with a folk/rock group with a female lead singer,and this was pretty true of those years. There are of course, exceptions. The folk rock group were engaged to play a fairly legendary venue in Kings Heath, Birmingham. We needed a support act and our drummer knew a girl, a solo singer/songwriter, who would not onlydo it, but was so.