You two are living in separate cities and working on a divorce. Am I going crazy? I thought there was a law against getting a divorce when a couple ha... been married as long as you two." You're not going crazy, Peter. Your mother has filed for divorce and I signed the papers to give her the divorce. She's moved to Chicago, cleaned out all her stuff from our house and told me to sell it and split the proceeds with her." What the hell is in Chicago, and did either one of you happen to think about. DATING (Outside the Family)1. Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.2. Be aggressive. Let her know you're interested:"I've been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago."3. Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say 10:00 PM; others might say "Monday." If the latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.THEATER ETIQUETTE1. Crying babies should be taken to. When I had recovered my strength I apologised for my thoughtless action and went on to try to bring Mum off with my fingers, eventually dropping to my knees and locking my mouth over her cunt and working on her with my tongue. It was a great feeling engaging in sex play with the hot water cascading over us. Finally Mum orgasmed and we were able to get cleaned up and dry off, both managing to be fully dressed and down stairs when Dad got home.After dinner some friends came by and picked me up. ’ And it seems like every day it gets worse.“Has it gotten any easier since Grams died. Oh, God. Gramps, I sorry. I know that was crass.“I didn’t mean that. Oh, Gramps, please don’t be upset.”I brought her to me hugging her close. I held her to my chest and brushed her hair smooth with my hand.“Listen, Genny. You didn’t upset me.“I learned a while ago that speaking of Iris only makes me remember her more. It hurts when I am by myself at night, but, like this, I only think of the good times..