We caught up on our sports and just talked shit for a few hours. After knocking back a few my buddy gave me "The look" and is staring over my shoulde.... I turn to see what he was looking at and... I almost choked on my beer. Over my left shoulder standing at the other end of the bar was one the sexiest women I'd ever seen. She was tall, about 5' 10" but looked over 6' with the heels she was wearing. Thick hips, ass, and thighs. Long chocolate brown hair. She was wearing a purple shirt and. Now here I am in a cross dresser's heaven, except I need to findsomething that makes me look like a boy. I sat down shakily on the edgeof the bed, trying to breathe properly and thinking, get a grip onyourself.When I'd calmed down a bit I found a pair of dark grey ski trouserswhich when I pulled them on were very tight, and then a white "BobDylan's eternal tour" tshirt. Then a loosely knit jumper, and shortwhite socks.In retrospect, I think the socks were, like, a starting point. Therewere. Between all of her cum flowing up my nose, and her round ass obscuring my airway, I began to feel like a drowning man. My world began to close in and turn fuzzy all over. A panic welled up from some deep, primal survival part of me, and I began to thrash my arms and legs like a drowning man!It was only then that she lifted her suffocating rear end off of my face, allowing me to take a breath. ”Ha, Ha” she laughed. ” You always said I had an ass to die for!” She let out a maniacal laugh that. I can barely understand your English. "I was watching your house tonight and something interesting happened. Call me later tonight. I will be home in about an hour." The message ended. Thanks for leaving the time you called, he thought, irritated at the ineptitude of some people. For the timestamp, press 4. Ted waited. The call came in at 9:18 pm.Ted looked at his watch. It was nearly 10:00 now. Ted sighed. Fine. He could wait 20 minutes. He looked at the convenience store attached to the gas.