If a dirty stripper hobo showed up claiming to be her son,she'd shoot first and call the FBI second. Dad wouldn't believe meeither, and I shudder to t...ink where an encounter with my father wouldlead I my present state. My love of huge tits is more than likelyinherited.So, friends? My closest one is Andy. I can just imagine how that wouldgo.(Knock knock. Door opens)Me: Hey, Andy, do me a favor and don't touch me. I need to crash onyour couch and borrow like five hundred bucks. It's so that I can. "My insatiable little girl, go figure out dinner while I shower," John asks when Amber unwraps herself from him.She slips on the shirt he wore to bed the night before and her red panties and skips downstairs. She grabs the phone, orders from his favorite takeout restaurant and opens a bottle of wine. She then grabs the book she is currently reading and sits at the bar.Sometime later John walks down stairs and sees Amber with her wine and book. He takes a minute to take her all in. Her pretty. "He groaned when her fingertips brushed over his hardness."Let me go get ready," she said, and then quickly spun out of his arms."Grab my toothbrush?" he asked as she headed toward the bathroom."Come on then. You'd better hurry and be waiting for me - naked."She'd already retrieved his toothbrush and toothpaste by the time he caught up with her. The moment he had them in hand, she giggled and shut the door.He took her hurry to heart and headed straight for the kitchen. After a quick brush, he. ’ He couldn’t quite tell if she was joking or not and he’d just barely recovered from the shakes of being that close to her. When they reached her car, a cute little Pink Jetta she grabbed the bag and tossed it in the back. ‘I know you weren’t looking for a ride home but unless you have one I’m volunteering.’ Harold was already in the car before she was. ‘I guess that’s a yes.’   It was a week later when the Velvet pulled up to Harold’s house for their date. She was in the middle of pulling.