. 'I meant my dress size, you f****ing idiot!!!'The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrongThese are complime...ts of MikeyHOSPITAL CHART BLOOPERSActual excerpts from hospital charts(Parenthetical thoughts are mine.)1. The patient refused autopsy. (Wouldn't you?)2. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. (Could be a problem.)3. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. (Really! Someone roll her over.)4. On the. Shekept track of when each man had left to return her mistress to the lord.Her old ears constantly listened for each scrap of information thatwould tell her anything about what her little girl's condition was andshe celebrated in her heart each day that her mistress remained far fromher father's grasp.She heard of the lord's plan for what he would do once she was returnedto him and resolved to her soul that, no matter the cost to her, shewould not allow him to do it. When the lord and his. What a fake but necessary. Armando was a very neat man and careful not to leave any marks of evidence and carefully spread a kind of blanket; he had for the purpose on the floor before laying the newspapers on it, close to the closet that had mirrored doors from bottom to top. As he had to use the blanket over and again, the newspapers helped to absorb any spilling lubricant or the sap out of him including the sweat that fell like the rain. With repeated experience, it was not difficult to pick. Next I heard John tell Jen to lift her skirt. When she did John slipped his hand inside her panties and I could see that he had at least two fingers inside Jen’s pussy. At that point I almost shot my load in my pants. John removed his fingers from Jen’s pussy and turned her around and bent her over the sofa. Next he pulled the crotch of her panties to the side and positioned his cock at the entrance to Jen’s lovely pussy.Now I was jealous, not because John was going to fuck my wife but because.