’ Her eyes goggled at such blatant flattery, but his ironic, overblown style of expressing himself appealed to her and, giggling, she accepted, fir...t excusing herself to go to the Ladies. ‘Lucky man,’ said the bartender, feeling envious of this newcomer for getting a date with the sweet, pretty girl. ‘Yes,’ agreed William, a half smile still lingering on his face as he seemed to consider something. ‘I don’t suppose you could do me a favour, could you?’ ‘Depends what it is’ ‘Could you get rid. See her and me have been trying to start our family for over half a year now and so far she hasn't got pregnant which made me look at the chart she had beside the bed which showed the best time of the month for her to conceive and tomorrow was the day, wait no that's wrong its today it's after midnight. Oh fuck she's at her most fertile time and I looked to hopefully see that her diaphragm was missing but no there it was in the box she kept it in. Well I guess it meant she wasn't planning on. After giving birth to child she was even more cute and sexy, may be she was feeling the absence of my uncle who was on a visit to other city and I wanted to take the advantage since my hormones took over the control of my brain. My aunt was staring @ my hard on and couldn’t take her eyes off since I have a considerable huge dick, her child was not a problem since he was in school and we used to be alone @ home. I came out of bathroom with only a thin towel and walked in front of my aunt was. “So, you scored better than 91% of the other people that have taken the test this year so far. So, your scores are more than enough to qualify for the Infantry Assaultman MOS.”As we were talking, another Marine popped around the cubicle wall.“So, who do we have here Cpl. Russo?”“Well, Sergeant Major, this is Barnim Badzinski. He’s a slightly special case.”“So, tell me what makes you a special case Mr. Badzinski?”I explained everything about how I wanted to go about enlisting. He didn’t see an.