Two texts later she invited me over. It was a five-minute drive to her house, which she owned, yet she’d been unemployed for over a year. I later le...rned she used to be a scuba instructor or something, but was now spending time “finding herself,” which apparently meant eating KFC everyday and drinking five nights a week. When I arrived, Pam and one of her unattractive friends were in the kitchen eating chips and salsa. I noticed one of the kitchen walls was a gargantuan painting of a chef. The. The pizza was there. Thank god, he told himself. They sat and ate and talked, a little, but he wished it was closet to eight in the evening. It was only six. He had two hours to kill but then she said something interesting. “You know something. Did you know Angela’s going out of town next week?” That surprised him. “Really, like for how many days?” he replied. “I don’t know but I thought she told me like two days” she said answering him. His brain was working overtime all of a sudden. Boobs,. “I just needed a ride to Houston.” “Don’t worry about it, little lady. Any girl who masturbates in the back of my truck can hitch a ride wherever I’m going.” Heyna began to feel more at ease. She realized that she was still holding her pants down and her finger was still in her ass. She eased her finger out, pulled her pants up and at the driver’s invitation, crawled into the front seat. His name was Paul, and she introduced herself to him. He was headed to Baton Rouge, and he offered to drop. Gary held out his hand to her and nodded toward the entrance. Joanne took his hand and let out a slow breath. * Daniel sat backstage as Jerry downed the rest of his soda. ‘Hey, I never did thank you for the writing credit,’ Dan smiled. ‘That song was choice. The minute they heard it they had to have it. I was just lucky to be there when it came to you.’ Jerry tossed the empty can and straightened up in his chair. ‘Too bad I didn’t know who I was writing it for.’ Jerry balled up a napkin and.