” “Really?” says the first. “How about when they had to create the new hole? That must have been painful.” “No the worst part was when the... stuck the straw in my ear and sucked out half my brains.”Why did God give women nipples?To make suckers out of men.Why did the Detroit Lions hire two nuns and a prostitute for the new season?Because they needed two tight ends and a wide receiver.Why are clams like women?When the red tide comes, you don’t eat them.How does a man know when he’s eaten pussy. The only people who knew my position were my lawyer who voted my proxies the founder and the government. The IRS knows everything.I met Sally when I literally ran into her. I was 26 and just out of a failed engagement when my fiancé decided that cheating before the wedding was not cheating. She learned differently when I called her father and told him why the wedding was off. It was fortunate that we had only just started the planning so her parents were not out a lot of money.I was going into. She might be in trouble but she had no regrets and she knew that Connie would not let anything bad happen to her.Chapter 7Connie answered the phone, managers office she said. Dan ? yeah, you need to come to134. What's up. I came in here with a guest. Ive been fucking her for two hours. There's something wrong with her. Should I call emergency services? No, just get your ass up here.When Connie arrived she found a woman trying to put Dan's foot in her pussy. He was so worn out that was the only. It had started to shrink back down to a wide-pucker and was no longer hanging open. I was testing her reaction to my touch. She flinched a little in surprise but didn’t fight me.“What is this for?” I asked. I waited for her to answer before I hit her.“It is my asshole, Sir. I use it to shit,” she answered. It wasn’t nearly the same as the detailed affirmation response that the pony girl had provided her brother, but it was enough to turn me on.“I bet you do other things with it. Do you fart out.