One day during the summer we were canoeing at the sea shore and afterwards when we getting stripped out of our wet-suits she casually reached over and...grasped my cock and said, “jeez Dad, that’s a large one” I was very surprised, while we never had a problem with nudity in the family, we never got that physical either. So the touch came as a shock, equally, the erection that resulted was also a shock. Olga thought this was hilarious, and couldn’t resist grabbing my cock again and squeezing it. ”A sausage factory owner was showing his arrogant son around and try as he might he found it impossible to impress him. As they approached the heart of the factory, the man thought: “If this doesn’t do it nothing will!” He showed his son a machine and said: “Son, this machine is the very the heart of the factory. We put in a pig and outcomes sausages.” Still unimpressed his son merely replied: “Yes, but do you have a machine where you feed in sausages and produce a pig.” The furious father. "Prove it!"He thought fast, This is too weird. Should I play along? Or should I get away from this nut-case and pass up a chance to get laid?"Nut case?" she shrieked."What? Oh! How do you do that?" he blurted."See? You're backing out already! You must really hate women!" I'm not backing out!" he said. "Lead the way!" Follow me," she said and turned.Norman picked up his bundles of new toys and paused as she walked away.She stopped after taking a few steps, and turned, "You can't, can you? You. “So how did it go?” We start to eat in between replies. “Fairly well, just long, and busy.” “Get much done?” “Yes, though there is a lot more to do.” “At least you have the next two days to relax here with me.” “True but who says we are going to relax.” As you finish your sentence you suck on your fork teasing me, and slide your food up my leg, and down my other leg. “What about you?” I lightly bite my lip. “M-my day went well,” I manage to reply. “Work was the same as always, I got off a few.