"(I love this part) The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck."This one is compliments of kilocyclesExcuse meA man enters...a hotel lobby. As he runs to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman and as he does, his elbow hits her breast.They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 243."This one is. “John is right, we don’t feel like its cheating, or anything else. We just like, hell, love sex. But we both love you and don’t want to lose you, so this is a… solution, if you will, that we agreed on.”“Agreed?” Veronica finally spoke. “Don’t we get a vote?’ “What would your vote be then, honey, suffer in silence? Do you enjoy our sex? Is it satisfactory to you, or you Susan?” I asked.“No,” they both answered and looked at each other.“So what do you do? What do you propose we do now? We are out. "Join Us!" I remark as he looks on longingly. He hesitates and then strips off his suit and jumps into the beautiful water and joins us. He swims up behind me and begins kissing my neck and ears while fondling my breasts. I can feel his hard cock pressed against my ass in invitation as I kiss Jessie's breasts. I turn and face him and say "I want you to taste me. How long can you hold your breath?" "Long enough to taste you both to see which is sweeter," he replies as he ducks beneath the. I arrived home from a business trip on Friday at about 7:30 PM. The house was very quiet, no TV, no sounds from the kitchen, no greeting from Sally, no noise at all. Strange, she was a TV addict, even when she wasn’t watching it, it was on.When I went into the master bedroom to change into my ‘grubbies’ that I wore after work, I saw the note on the pillows of the bed.... Chuck;I know that this is going to be a surprise, but I am leaving you. I have found someone else. I will be finding an.