She saw me and waved, smiling, unashamed of her glorious half-nudity. I waved back and lingered to watch the bathing Goddess. But she turned away and ... was compelled to keep walking. What a fucking smoking-hot babe! I, and every other guy within a million miles with a pulse, was thinking. I imagined being in a secluded place with her and massaging a big load of my cum into those tits...I kept walking down the beach, far past all the resorts, until I came to this beautiful deserted area I go to. "I never knew what hit me, there was this cousin I never saw before and then I just went out like a light, but Nobby was made of better stuff, seems like Imran belted Nobby in the gut and Nobby puked all over his arm and then smacked Imran on the nose busting it and sending him sprawling, then like a true gentleman Nobby legged it as fast as any eighteen stone fat bastard can leg it and headed for home, leaving Al to whack Imran's cousin in the face with a ice cold two litre bottle of Coke he. She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.The man is astonished.He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What. I came up behind her and tapped her lightly on the shoulder, but when she turned around, I couldn't speak. She looked at me for a long second, and then just said "Eeeh" and turned back around. The other four had virtually the same response, but the last one added, as sarcastically as possible, "Maybe if you put on some makeup my brother would like you."By that time, I wanted nothing more than to do exactly as she had said to hide my masculine features. And this time when I got back to the.