I practised the perfect walk, heel-toe, heel-toe, trying to ease myself into the correct mindset. He wanted the confident, sassy me who would challeng... and tease him, not the everyday, indecisive introvert. Hands on hips I stared myself down, unhappy with the overall effect, frustrated that I couldn't even seem to act in a manner that lived up to the promises the outfit portrayed. There was something missing, some quality that would make me own the boots instead of vice versa. Trying again, I. Davy and had similar body shapes; tall, slim, and awkward, but that was where our similarities ended. My hair was jet black and my eyes were a dark brown. My small ab muscles were more toned and my skin a tan colour. I was the type of boy that girls melted over, so I was never necessarily without a girlfriend. The day I met Davy was during our first day of freshmen-year gym. All the boys reported to the left half of the gym, the girls to the right half. The group of awkward guys sat on the. Then I thought to myself, oh no, that’s our neighbor’s Jennifer and Debbie!!! I had fucked both of them over the past year, and if they both were heading downstairs I knew I was in real trouble. I decided to act like I didn’t know who they were. But this didn’t work, my ex-girlfriend Jenny ripped off my blindfold and said Hello you two-timing bastard!! Debbie and I found out you were fucking both of us at the same time, now you’re going to pay for it, you two-timing asshole.I soon felt that the. I mean it is our wedding anniversary, and they were not invited to the wedding which fact I’m sure ruffled their feathers,” I said.“I doubt that. They’ll be here, probably bearing gifts,” said Ann.“Hmm,” I said.It was almost 5:00 and I noticed Rebecca on her cell. I didn’t have to guess who she was talking to. She was frowning and nodding at the same time. So, I thought, the cheaters weren’t coming. Well, there’s an upside to everything.Ann came up to me. “Rebecca called them?” she said.“I.