I was just not ready to leap into dating. I really hadn’t met anyone that seemed interesting and Nick didn’t count. He was 4 years younger than me...and I did not have any intention of embarrassing myself by even flirting with him, let alone anything else. ‘Ann, you know how I feel about that. He is young and sexy. I am not going to humiliate myself. I am not his type.’ I said this as I washed my hands and stared in the mirror at myself. I am cute, or so I am told. But aren’t most overweight. ”✧ ✧ ✧Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: “Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever”“Yeah?” she replies. “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: “Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last”✧ ✧ ✧Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, “And you are no good in bed either,” and storms out of the house.After. He lay there panting with enjoyment, and after a minute or so Janet could feel his tireless teenaged prick swelling inside her. She gurgled with excitement and moistened his ballooning cock with her molten pussy cream. His dick swelled and swelled, till it filled her whole cunt. He snorted lustily and began to fuck her again, but Janet wriggled out from under him."Let's try it another way," she grinned."Right on," Bobby leered... She eased him down on his back. His eager cock stood up stiff and. "Get your ass over here."I did a curtsey, said, "Excuse me sirs," and went as fast as I couldover to my father.My father was sitting next to my mother and my Aunt Sally.When I got to him I said, "Yes sir what can I do for you?" Your Aunt wants to talk to you" he said."School starts in two days," she said, "Are you all ready Bobbie?" Yes mam, I am," I said."Your mom told me that you are going into the 7th grade," she said. "Andthat you have cute little schoolgirl uniform style outfit for the.