Husband gets up in a rage and says, “And you are no good in bed either,” and storms out of the house.After some time, he realizes he was nasty and...decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, “What took you so long to answer the phone?”She says, “I was in bed.”“In bed this early, doing what?”“Getting a second opinion!”✧ ✧ ✧A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.He is so proud of himself, that he starts. It hit Mariana that she needed something really nice to wear. Luckily her best friend Júlia was a goddess when it came to clothes. Or lack thereof, she smiled to herself."I'm also allowed to bring a friend, so I thought I would ask Pedro and Júlia," Marcelo told his wife.“Oh yes, ask them.” Mariana felt rather relieved that Júlia was coming along to such an event.“It’s going to be…” Marcelo started to say as there was a knock on his door.“Mr. Andrade, you wanted me to… oh.” Leila paused in the. 'Yes, it should be ok. I've not had a holiday this year so they should let me have a couple of days next week.' She promised to phone if there was a problem.Friday night arrived and Stephanie was waiting for David to call. She had removed her former and had packed it carefully away. She was wearing a figure-hugging pair of stretch slacks that left little to the imagination and a cotton knitted top with pictures of kittens playing embroidered into it. Her hair, shoulder length, was arranged. At 8pm the show started. Several folks got up to sing and some sucked and some were pretty good. I was sitting there enjoying myself when the dance instructor walked over to my table.“May I join you?” She smiled, and I noticed the most beautiful eyes I had ever seen.“Um, yes please do.” I stood as she scooted into the booth.“I have never seen you here before and I wanted to say that you dance well; are you a beginner?”“Thanks. I have been coming on Fridays but some of my dance partners told me.