Need something more acceptable.”They both think for a minute; then the woman says, “I’m an elite poultry farmer.”The accountant asks, “What ...oes poultry farming have to do, with being a prostitute?”“Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year.”Chartered Acct : “Brilliant!! ‘Poultry Farmer’ it is! and Agricultural Income is tax-free.”Twelve of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio:1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - “This is really a lovely horse. I. " I looked at dad, standing over the turkey, running his blade up and down the steel. "You might want to sit down. This is going to take a couple of minutes."I took a deep breath."I'm thankful for a lot of things this year. First of all, I'm thankful that I've grown up enough to realize that I have a lot to be thankful for."Mom laughed into her napkin, then exchanged looks with Dad."I'm thankful for my sister Traci, who has turned from an evil brat into a human being."Traci, across from me at. Her job kept her out really late on Friday and Saturdays. And she would sleep in late, after. At the time I suspected she was playing with a coworker before coming home. Little did I know. Late one Thursday night as we lay in the dark ready to sleep, Fawn brought up the Frat party. Actually, she brought up my interest in it. “Alex,” said out of the blue, “did you believe me about the frat party? I got the feeling you didn’t.” “Um,” I blinked sleepiness out of my brain, “I never thought about. ”I smiled, “I don’t need payment. Just the joy of seeing you succeed would be reward enough. Of course I will help you. It will be nice having your company since I do get a bit lonesome from time to time.”We set a schedule based on when her classes were. I cleaned up the place a little bit and made a good corner where we could study, clearing off the work desk that I had just let pile up with clutter.It was warm weather so I shouldn’t have been surprised when she came bouncing in wearing just.