‘No, definitely not,’ I said in a big, manly voice with absolute conviction as it really was the truth. ‘Oh darling,’ shrieked Gloria, droppin... the knife and smothering me. The irony of this was that Bimbo (Sandy) had a big talk to me some months earlier when realizing her daughter was shagging me (though not actually seeing it happening). ‘Gloria’s too young for you and has her whole life ahead of her,’ she simpered in a conspiratorial tone. ‘I’m also very worried you may be too big for her,. I shook my head a little and looked back to the bar. It wasn't really late yet - but enough going on. "I need to take a piss!" the guy said and left the table. What an asshole, I thought to myself as I watched him leaving for the restroom. The waitress came over and brought me my dinner and soda. I looked up to her and gave her a smile: "Thanks." She gave me a little piece of paper and gave me a smile herself. "There's a man sitting on the bar who wanted me to give you this," she said and left. "Yeah, that would be bad." You whisper and you don't open your eyes when you hear Sam move, the mattress giving with her weight and you feel her shift closer right before her lips press against your jaw."I thought you wanted to go to Groovy Smoothie." You mumble but you completely lose your train of thought because Sam leans over you and kisses you full on the mouth and spreads her hand against the flat of your stomach.Her touch is hot even through your tee shirt and you're kissing her back. "What kind of girl is that?" Get on your knees bitch and I'll show you," he said gently. I knew that I didn't have to do it, but to be honest I had never tried it with a really flaming gay guy before. I was in the mood for something new for some reason. I thought what the hell, like Simon said, no one knew me.I dropped to my knees and worked his soft penis from his two hundred dollar designer jeans. I managed to get it out and stretch it out with my hand. "I'll bet you drive the boys wild with.