Who wants to lube him up? Don’t worry, Mom, I’l fuck you very soon. I just want to make damn sure that everyone knows who is in command and this i... a very telling way to demonstrate the fact.“Attaboy, spread those cheeks further apart. Very nice. Sis, get some wash rags and soap, just in case. This first time might get ... messy. Though at least it seems that he shaved his crack ... and his balls ... and his cock. Wow ... even his cheeks are bald. Nice and smooth. Very good start, at least.. " Yes, well, it's entirely my fault that I never met you before. I'm afraid in my younger days I was a workaholic and could never tear myself away from my business. Later, I felt that I no longer had the right to enjoy the company of my family." I'm sure you would have been more than welcome."Uncle Joe replied with a water-under-the-bridge wave of his hand, and said, "Please come with me, we can talk in the library. Can I have James get you anything?" No thank you, I'm fine."They entered the. "Beth warned me not to bother trying for you. I guess she is right." Sorry, I just can't," I responded."Nobody has refused these," Kaitlyn said, making one more try for my attentions. She cupped her breasts together. God, they had to be 36D or even 36DD. I took a deep breath."If I wasn't attached already..." I said. "I would so take you up on your offer." But you are attached," Kaitlyn said. "Your girlfriend is a lucky girl." Thank you," I said as I retreated to safety."You dodged one there,". “Ah, Einstein's here again,” Arlene chirped. “Good thing I know you a bit better now. By the way, I looked up what you called me, Miss Didactic, and it's not Latin, it's Greek. Ancient Greek.”“You may well be right,” I conceded.“I am right, she said triumphantly. “I can use a dictionary and I've got one on my phone that tells you where the name comes from. So there. Not just a pretty bottom.” She looked at Geoff for approval but found that he was gazing at Tilly.“Very good,” I said. “Brains as.