" dude I am suckin your wifes tits!" Or "she is going to jack me off all over her leg dude". She reached over and started jacking me off while driving...down the highway. We pulled into a bar and I told Chuck it was my turn so we swapped places the wife sittin in the truck titties all hanging out in frount of the bar while a few guys sitting on the frount deck smoking and stairing at the site of her. When I climbed back in the truck she was already jackin Chuck off. We finish the trek home playin. .. then proceeded to liberally run it up and down the endless depths of her preposterous cleavage, coating that tit-canyon in wetness! She said, "I'll promise you this, love - you're gonna bloody love this!" As Jack slowly stroked his iron-clad pecker, Jenny caressed her just massive, cantilevered tits together ... creating an insanely deep cleavage, capable of swallowing his super huge cock, and then some! She lifted them upward, and outward, creating an accepting valley for Jack to place his. Besides, the whole kit and caboodle was insured for five times its actual value ... Antique leather luggage.For his pains ... and our sins ... we greased Smythe's fist with a fifty pound note."It's too much, sir." Finding the place and unable to speak the language?" He laughed ... but nodded. "You saved us many embarrassing situations, Sergeant Major ... We insist." We all scowled at him fiercely. He chuckled but the note ended up in his purse.Our tickets were in order ... our first-class. Toni did that for me when we got home.The next day I arrived at work to find Cindy smiling. “Did you enjoy the show last night?” she asked, obviously already knowing the answer. “Yes I did Cindy. Very surprising but very stimulating” I replied. “Derek is most disappointed you don’t like men” she added “he would have liked you to stay”. I laughed “well after the Rottie and the Dane men just couldn’t fill me like they do. Toni and my 10” strap-on also trumps anything a man can offer”. Her smile.