"Come on sexy; let's give you real man's cock."I trailed behind them as other customers looked on in astonishment plus a couple of lorry drivers nudg...d each other, then wink at me."Hurry up limp dick." Jarrod chided me as they waited at the door to our room; "if you don't open that fucking door soon she's gonna suck my cock right here...aren't you?" Kirsty just smiled and groped the bulge in his pants again, as I put the key in the door. They barged past me and ended in a heap on the bed;. My practiced eye traveled up one leg until I spotted it. Sure enough, "Miller's Honey Box" was stamped on the side and I knew I had found another antique treasure from the 1920's. The sturdy little piece of furniture had stood quietly in the back of the store... (Please attach rest of story... )INTRO #3: It was a dark and stormy night... (On second thought, skip this one. It's a stupid opening and totally unbelievable anyway.)Which brings me to my last point. We have to stop using dumb openings. Hi I’m Tim also known as Timbo, Timmy, Tim and Timothy, I am 18 and this is my story.My mother passed away when I was 6 and dad was devastated, he met a lovely lady called Beth she had 2 boys Jack and Garry, we all got on well and after a few years they moved in, it was cool having 2 brothers as football was the game and as we all supported different teams the rivalry was brilliant, Beth was the same age as dad and very modern, in her looks, dress sense and the way she looked at things, on the. I returned to the matter at hand.I then had a thought, “Adam, I don’t suppose you could help me here, could you?”Surprisingly, Adam responded, “What is it you need help with?”Well, I said, “Could you tell me what it is I am looking for?”Adam’s response, “I would if I knew what you were looking for.”I shook my head again at Dr. Bellows, saying Adam had no humor.I was starting to realize that I was going to have to be more specific. Still, I felt Adam should have known what I was asking for. But.