I guess we looked pretty hot, because while we were looking over the toys, a guy in his forties came over and whispered that he'd give us $10 if we'd ...how him our breasts for a minute. Steph's family had some money, but most of our friends' had even more. I was always the poorest, and I had been a little worried about wasting money on frivolous stuff like dildos. So although Steph just blew the guy off, I looked around to make sure noone else could see, then lifted up my shirt and pulled my. When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her he replied:"It's Lent." In tears she sobbed. "Well that is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Who did you lend it to and for how long?"As I finished the joke I looked at the table where Bree was sitting and the look on her face made me smile."Having touched on Catholics I'll bring up one Catholic's alternative to Obama's health care plan. A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store. I left my purse at home. When I checked my purse there was money missing. I didn’t put mind to it. Many days passed by and many times I saw that money is missing. One day I took my gopro camera and placed it on a perfect angle to my purse. I came home and I saw smitha stealing from me. I showed her the video and she was spooked. She started begging me to not call the police.Smitha- please sir mai garib hu paise cahiyae hotey hai. Mujae maaf kar do.Me- agar 7000 kam pad re the toh bolti. Aise. But, like my wife previously, I’d have to guess I’d been in these cunts, asses, and throats, hundreds of times, meeting and fucking most of these women multiple times. Again, I was having fun.And, amazingly, Jess hasn’t worked any weekends since that weekend she was caught. Funny how that works.The next day, Saturday, we woke up at our usual mid-morning time, and also as usual, we fucked, hard. Even though my cock was getting a work out these last couple of months, my morning wood was harder.