So, I'm wobbling around in the kitchen trying to find the corkscrew. I've been in here a million times but suddenly I have no idea where anything is, ...nd I'm going through drawer after drawer until ... eureka, there it is ... and sitting right next to it is this huge, black, double ended, dildo. Well. Heading back, I stop in the doorway in my best Miss World presentingmyself to the judges pose; you know, sort of half turned with the heel of your right foot raised so that your thighs rub. “Oh my God! Jack Coulter, how are you? I haven’t seen you in years!”The deputy gave a sheepish look at this and shrugged helplessly. He had been Gary Graham’s training partner once and hadn’t stayed close to the family after the funeral.Lauren let him off the hook gracefully. “I live next door and Heather is a friend. What in the world is going on?” she asked.Coulter rolled his eyes. “We rolled in on the disturbance call and got into I don’t know what. Momma claims the girl’s been raped but the. And so the party made its way up the trail, deviating slightly off the normal tourist route towards a small stream that Lauren and Mike knew about a mile from the beginning of the track. As they climbed, the dense firs thinned to give way to rough grazing suitable for sheep and the odd goat. They could hear distant cow bells clanging from below and the occasional bleating of a sheep from the craggy rocks above them. The warm sun and the fresh air soon gave them a healthy appetite, and so they. He came out of his daze as she was speaking to him, but of course, he missed most of what she had asked. "I'm sorry, could you repeat the question? My mind was somewhere else." Yes it was. I said, when you are done checking out my body, can we get going on these exercises?"He led her in an exercise routine, beginning with the standard group that the school program used followed by some original exercises that he had developed on his own. Some required physical stamina, but most required agility.