“They are beautiful. Surely they must be French!”The Russian finally speaks, “They have no clothes, no shelter, only one apple to eat, and are b...ing told this is Paradise. They are Russian.”I actually laughed because not only was it funny, but given the conditions in Russia, completely accurate.“I have one as well,” Nikolay said.A Russian and American die and go to hell.The devil asks them: “What kind of hell will you choose: Russian or American?”“What’s the difference?” the American. ‘You aren’t going to give me a ticket, are you officer?’ she purred. ‘Ah…no…I…I’m not…’ Rod gasped, trying to get his wits about him. ‘You…you can…you can go…’ ‘Thank you so much, officer,’ the woman purred. She put her car in gear, backed past his cruiser out onto the highway, then drove off. Rod stood there, staring at the red car as it disappeared around a corner on the highway. Then he stuffed himself back in his pants, and zipped himself up. He bent and retrieved his aluminum pad from. This surprised a few people including some spectators who were always welcome. Paul convened the meeting saying, "We are met here to determine the number and make up of the traveling party for the upcoming trip. Depending upon the number chosen, we will then discuss the resources to be taken for a successful trip." Paul made no comment about Wendy and I not sitting at the council table but he did leave our usual seats conspicuously vacant. Paul continued, "The council wants this trip to be. 5" long, 7.5" round and no weird bends, hooks, or colours. Just a thick chunk of man meat that every woman who has enjoyed it has squirted their satisfaction all over it.I married Jane 3 months before I turned 19 as I was blindly in love but as we all grow to know, it was more like blind with lust at that age. While Jane is 3 years older than myself, she also had a child, Jessica, before we were together.Jessica was 3 when we finally got married , so she is now 21 years old and a complete knock.