...and you can't tell me who it even came from?" Lisa was sure she heard laughing in the background then the operator was silent for a moment, and ...she returned to the line. "According to the serial number you gave me" the operator said. "You are wearing a Secure-All 6000, its the top of the line fully electronic chastity system, its the best we make" "Well good for you..." Lisa grunted. "Where did it come from? I thought my husband sent it. I mean...I...we...kinda share. When I arrived, both women regarded me silently, standing proudly with unabashed expressions of joy on their lovely faces."What is it? Why are you looking at me like that?" I questioned as I dropped the hog onto the ground.Still they didn't respond, but if anything their smiles broadened, with two pair of eyes, one pair blue, and the other pair green, crinkling right up to the soft, recently brushed hair around their ears and making them look... even more beautiful than before.I didn't get it.. The battery life almost did not matter since John usually took the camera back out after a month if an apartment showed nothing worth watching with the new tenant. With the man in 3-B John had gone through two batteries and was working on the third. That man had brought into his apartment and taken into his bed six different women in thirty months, and delighted in keeping his lights on. John had hours of videotape from that apartment. But his interest right now was on the camera in. .. I mean... Uhh... I don't know what got into me..." I saidsoftly, hoping she wasn't too mad.She started to softly chuckle. "Baby you don't have to apologize forthat... Now if you'd thrown him down on the floor right there... I don'tknow what we'd have done..." MOM!!" I blurted out before she could go any further, which just causedher to really laugh hard. "I wouldn't... I mean we wouldn't..." Istopped for a moment to gather my wits, of course Mom laughing at melike she was, wasn't helping in.