Gregory, the middle aged one, was taller than anyone else at work, and just about everywhere outside work as well. He had a squared out jaw covered in...stubble and short dark hair that defied combs and gravity alike. While he was almost the living embodiment of a gentle giant, many assumed he was a bully or barbarian that needed to be stood up to. It didn’t help that his deep, throaty voice sounded menacing all the time, which fed many the belief that he had strong manned his way to his current. The wind whistled by, carrying the nicotine-laced smoke from his breath, scattering it like his dreams had when he started this job; no, this career. He had been at it for over 8 years now ... time to start thinking of it that way."Got another, hun?" He quickly turned to find a beautiful woman right behind him in a tight business outfit with a pencil skirt. He had been alone seconds ago, and hadn't heard the roof door open.The woman pointed at the cigarette in his hand, waggling her eyebrows. Don’t even agree. Just play dead.Yes officer, I didn’t see the speed limit sign, I just didn’t see you!This group is compliments of Alan B.Still more hand-picked lousy humor...Why is a woman like a condom? Because both spend more time in your wallet than on your penis.My girlfriend’s dad asked me what I do. Apparently “Your daughter” wasn’t the right answer.What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.The teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is. Jessie wrapped her arms around Mel and kissed her from over Mel’s shoulder putting on a seductively little display for Amy as Mel continued to hold her. Mel looked back at Amy, “now that we are all friends again, maybe we should get started.” Mel took Amy by both hands and led her into the living room, followed closely by Jessie. All three stood in front of the couch, Mel planted another kiss on Amy’s lips then let Jessie follow her. When Jessie finished Mel positioned Amy in the center of the.