I am 17 and she is turning 34 in a week During the week we are on opposite schedules, I go to school she is a waitress.She has a strict ‘no working ...n weekend,’ so we can spend time together. Every third Saturday we go grocery shopping together, every fourth Saturday we go to a movie together. The other Saturday’s we spend as much time together as possible. We rest on Sunday!I had a sister named Jessi, and she had a husband named Elvis, but they took an Amtrak trip to see some friends up in. ... !! Mothersaid in a firm voice to my sister Wendy: "Petula here has been invitedto our next door neighbours' Cynthia and Brenda's tea-party. Would youkindly escort 'her' to their front door?" It was then I almost burstinto tears, tis being the final turn of the blade after all the otherhumilations. Those awful girls from next door, whose tent I had broughtdown upon them, were going to see me dressed up in my junior femininefinery, and take a terrible revenge. I just knew it would be. "Kevin looked at his mother, rather skeptically."Believe me..." You may be right." I'm right honey... but don't worry... I'm not going to teach you any mental exercise, what I'll teach you is a technique that'll help you a lot. Once you master this technique, you'd be able keep your thing up for the whole night." She pointed towards his crotch."Really... is it possible mom." Kevin looked at his mother expectantly."Why not... just do as I'm saying and you can yourself vouch for the results." She. Said she hasn't heard from ya in a couple days and was wondering if you were still alive. I said yeah, you haven't hung yourself yet."My shoulders slumped, and I groaned. Rachel chuckled and glanced over at me."I didn't really say that," she giggled.I stepped over to her, wringing the towel in my hands, and asked how she seemed. Rachel shrugged."I think you should call her," she replied. "Maybe go see her or something... I dunno. None of my business. I just think..."But I was already running.