Are you interested in coming with the family?" Yessir."My Ramon, he just looked at me... "I can do that," I volunteered."Okay..." Bernie crossed the r...om to me so's I didn't have to get up. "I really want to get a good look at these..." He hefted one of my love melons. "They're just ... huge..." Yeah," I agreed. "Heavy, too. Hurt my back." We're going to shrink them quite a bit, I think," Bernie mused, "but..." But you like 'em," I said, grinnin'."Yeah. Most of our girls don't have a lot.". When we married, Jean worked in a bank, but I was proud that I was ableto tell her that we no longer need her comparatively small income andshe could be a full time housewife. What I hadn't reckoned on was whatsomeone later described to me as 'housewife's syndrome'. Women, or mencome to that, who have too much time on their hands, for example; whendoing mundane housework, think of all their problems and magnify them intheir minds. Let me make this clear; it's not because they are womenbut it. ’ He turned to take the first aid kit back to the bathroom, but she stopped him with a hand on his shoulder. ‘What?’ Wrapping her arms around his waist, Eve stood on tiptoe and kissed him softly. Flustered, Tim worked free and walked out of the room. ‘Thanks, but you’re still getting charged.’ Halfway to the bathroom, he noticed Eve wasn’t behind him. The fact she didn’t feel the need to be with him every second felt like a small victory. He took the opportunity to go to the bathroom alone.. He didn't notice anything until he smelled her perfume. His mind whirled, part of it fighting to keep him focused on the report, the rest wondering why he smelled her perfume.He felt her hands on his shoulder and then her lips on his ear. "You've been working so hard, Darren. I think you need to take a break," she whispered. He could see her vague reflection in his computer screen.She caressed his chest through his shirt and then began opening one button at a time. He felt dizzy. The smell of.