Some time passes, probably an hour, I have my first boulder rigged and ready to lift and carry to it’s new home. All good, but I need a spotter to g...t it around a car parked in a stupid place. I go looking for someone and find no k**s, no parents and no wife or SIL. Nice. I find the girls at the pool swimming without clothes…..whee! I grab a seat and quietly watch until I am noticed. “HEY” “get in here”. OK I am there. We swim for about 5 minutes and My wife announces she just got an emergency. Well, Madison is less than two hours from Milwaukee and somehow I would get myself down to Chicago from Milwaukee, hitchhiking if I had to. At least I would be moving, not camping in some miserable Midwest airport. I remembered an issue of Playboy, ‘Girls of the Big Ten.’ This was ‘Airports of the Big Ten’ and not nearly as sexy. Either that or I was starring in a remake of Planes, Trains and Automobiles. I could hardly wait to meet John Candy. Well, as it turned out, the flight planned for the. Finally, dad said this couldn't go on any longer, and I began crying, as did Glen.Quick to understand our misplaced grief, dad quickly clarified, "No girls, not your relationship has to stop, but the idea that you might be pregnant!"What? "What are you talking about?" I spoke up on a reflex.Dad went on to explain, while mom sat on his lap, hugging him, "I hate to say that I saw this possible outcome, so I had some lengthy discussions with our doctor. You remember him, don't you? We made him. And then, we both knew what eachother wanted. But I decided to be sneaky and try to work up to it… make her work for it. And though neither of us had been with another girl before, we’d watched plenty of movies and heard lots of stories that we were practically experts. So I stepped into the stream of water with her and closed the door pretending like nothing had happened. I closed my eyes and the water wash over me soaking my hair, and I ran my hands around my body, just to get all places,.