Definition: faeces; or to expel said faeces from body. According to my database, the appropriate location for humans to shit is in the toilet. Further...ore, the toilet facilities here are not bloody; they are auto-cleaned after each use. If you require sanitary pads, they are also available in the aforementioned toi–“You trying to be funny, Computer?” sighed Srabonti in exasperation.Negative. Humour is a human behavioural trait which has not been programmed into this model. However, I am. "Good, now pull down your pants and bend over the table. It's time to give you your punishment." He stares and me and then starts to chuckle. "Very funny Dean Chandler. I'm glad to see you have a sense of humor." As I hit my hand softly with the yardstick and stare at him, I retort "Do I look like I'm k**ding? The longer you make me wait, the more punishment you will get. I promise you do not want to get me mad right before you get your licks in."He glances at the unlocked classroom door. My friend put his hand on the man's arm and politely asked, "How's the beef?" I put my paw on the girl's thigh. The officer growled and jumped to his feet, reaching for his dirk. The girl smiled and covered my groping hand with her own.Uncle Josh whacked the colonel down with what looked like an oversized rolling pin. He fell like a sack of oats. While Josh and George went through the unconscious man's pockets and confiscated his watch, snuff box and hefty purse, the girl was watching wide-eyed. I watch your ass as you pass me, and feel my dick pulse as you bend over. I start massaging my dick thinking of how great its going to feel when its buried in your juicy pussy. I watch as you grab more clothes to put into the laundry, and think 'Fuck it.'. I unzip my pants, and quietly unbuckle my belt, and finally unbuttoning. I pull my dick through the front of my boxers and walk towards you. I run my hands up your thighs to your ass and start massaging the cheeks again. I hear you moan.