’ ‘Yum’, the girl sighed stroking her loins ever more excitedly upon his thigh her gaze fixed with wonder on his quivering phallus. Her legs ope...ed and she shifted again to catch his heavy thigh between her firm shapely calves, masturbating her clitoris luxuriantly up and down upon him as she bent her mouth to his organ. She was so incredibly beautiful, so exciting in her eagerness when she closed her mouth over his cock. Rapturously Cliff gazed down upon Vi’s dark wet hair floating about her. 'She could whip me with that,' I thought, as I watched her lush, lithe, body gliding to the beat. I was there with work friends. We had agreed a night out, as a chance to mix. It was different to the work mode we were usually in. Bob leaned towards me and whispered, winking, 'Karen is getting a bit of a headache, so I have said I will go for a bit of a walk with her.' 'Sure,' I said to him. 'It's not the best area to walk around on your own'. I smiled, and said, 'Tell her I hope the headache. I could hear one of the guys say “Cor, lovely tits!” The other one said “See if she’s wearing any knickers.” They pulled her wraparound skirt open, as they did, the movement must have disturbed Trish. She drew her left leg up, then it fell sideways against the back of the couch. This left easy access to her pubic area. She didn’t appear to wake up, so the black guy inserted his finger into the leg of her panties and just moved it to the side. For at least the second time that evening, her cunt. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.'--Jack, 7 yearsThis is also compliements of chuckLittle Johnny is always a real "piece of work"The Polite Way to PeeDuring one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her you have to go to the bathroom?'Michael.