We looked around the detritus of the kitchen and dining area. The apartment was a mess. Just looking at made me tired (OK, that wasn’t the only reas...n). ‘Did Cat get anywhere finding us an actual maid?’ I asked. ‘She got distracted,’ Jessica said, with a grin playing across her mouth. Orla and Lisa giggled filthily. ‘If you had a maid, Paul, would you really want her to be cleaning?’ ‘Only his cock,’ whispered Diane, and then she covered her mouth as if she was shocked that she said it out. " You think you know me so well do you?" I pushed her so I was on top of her. She playfully let out a little shriek as she fell backwards. I placed my head next to hers and whispered, "I've been planning to do this since you got here Hannah, I wanted you for a long time now." Same here boy." She replied into my ear.My body gently held her down, her breasts again my chest I could feel how firm her tits were. I shifted my hips until my cock rubbed against her bikini bottom. I smiled as I. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.Compliments of LarryOne hot summer day, Bruce came to town with his dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into the pub for a cold one.Some 20 minutes later, a cop entered the bar and asked, "Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside... ?"Bruce called out, "It's mine, mate." Your dog seems to be in heat," the cop said.Bruce replied, "No way. She's cool as, 'cause she's tied up under that shade tree."The cop said,. They offered to take me dogging and we could all have some fun, i spoke to them both on the phone, really easy to chat to, and they arranged to come and pick me up.They arrived bang on time (9.30pm) and we headed out, me and 'S' (the girl) were dresssed to kill, with heels, short skirts and done up to look like total sluts, just the way we had planned ;)They had posted on the site where we were going (a well known dogging site just outside glasgow), so we expected a few people to turn up, i.