”A few seconds later, Rudy showed up with Kendi. She looked down at Mr. James Riker laying, unconscious on the floor.“Mick!”“Hi honey.”“Ho...ey?”“Don’t start. Are you OK?”“Yes. What happened?”“Your father came out of the bathroom behind me and had a gun on me. He was going to walk me up to you and then take you out. He does want to rape you. He told me. It won’t happen.”“Not from down there” Rudy chuckled at the fool on the floor.The police came in and as they surveyed the scene, I handed the. That was enough for her, she confirmed, and she chuckled at my reticence.Several weeks later we went to X again but this time just for fun; it was as if the earlier teasing had been forgotten about. We sat at our favourite table engaging in people-watching. Kate was dressed conservatively but still attractive with a simple pair of black boots and a short black skirt to arouse interest.I went to the loo at about midnight and grabbed a drink. At the bar, an old school mate chatted to me and she. But Easter is tough. Religious movies are not my forte. The only line I even know from an Easter movie is, "Jesus, I am your Father," delivered from on high by James Earl Jones. I was going out of town, so I delegated film selection to my two fellow movie buffs, Vanessa and Shannon. I'm sure, between them, they will find the only Easter slasher movie ever made.My date and current lover is Katrina Waves, a super friendly, blond, leggy nurse who was very excited to meet my family. I've tried to. I just want the reason you are rejecting me.Teacher – You will hate me after knowing my dirty secret.Me – Mam, I promise you, I will never hate you.Teacher – Oh, I know till I spit out my secret, you are not going to leave. But promise me you will never let anyone know our secret.Me – I promise you.Teacher – (taking a deep breath) Beta, I… I am not a widow.Me – (with surprise) What, are you kidding me? Say you are joking, mam. Are you just saying to get rid away from me?Teacher – No beta,.