Plus I would soon discover an extra bonus. My first girl friend in college didn’t have much going for her in the face department. In fact she may h...ve been the ugliest girl on campus. But ‘Irish’ made up for it in so many other ways. (And NOT just a great personality) First of all as many people know ugly girls give the best head. They don’t complain about getting cum in their mouth or getting spooge on their specs. In fact I think for them it’s a wild turn on. Secondly Irish had the perfect. . different.A memory flashed in her mind. She had been banging on a locked door while someone, or something, stalked her from behind. Had that just happened? Penelope shook her head and walked with unsteady feet toward the stairs. Good God, her belly and vagina felt so cold.As she climbed the stairs, Penelope tried to remember, but she had only a vague sense of what had happened that day. Had she really performed a disgusting blowjob on her brother-in-law. That had to be a dream. She reached. Aching for you. See you then. Love you. He couldn’t remember feeling better in his life. ***** Shhree-uchhh The herring-gull settled on the lamp-post above him as he walked through the snow to her flat entry. He loved birds, but didn’t like that the gull’s shit had missed him by inches as it settled on the streetlight. They were bastards, herring-gulls. What were they doing thirty miles from open sea anyway? He let himself into the building and climbed the stairs to her door, smiling. He heard. He approached her and gave her a big hug taking care to slip his hands around her waist and resting his large hands on her wondrous derriere. She turned around and pushed her ass into his crotch and leaned back to kiss him on the lips. He wrapped his arms around her and cupped her perfect breasts. She moaned as he fondled her. He gently removed her bikini top exposing those luscious pink nipples. He held a breast in each of his hands and used his thumb and forefinger to gently squeeze her hard.