I assumed that we could go some where else now that we were off school for a few weeks, maybe go swimming or to the beach. Anywhere to get away from J...rdan for a few hours. But no, he wasnt pleased about my suggestion that we leave Jordan and go anywhere else, it seemed that Derek would rather spend time with his brother than with his best friend and I was deeply hurt by that, Derek was the best friend that I had ever had, he was also the person that Id shared my first remotely sexual. Archaon still needs to find the last two of the six dreaded treasures of Chaos before he can claim the role of Everchosen. The dreaded Eye of Sheerian, granter of prophecy and omniscience, and the Crown of Domination, horrid artifact of supreme authority over the forces of Chaos, still lie beyond his grasp.Valiant heroes, mighty champions and majestic monarchs gather their strength, gird their spirits and muster their forces in a desperate attempt to slay the prophesied Everchosen before he can. "If you're going to get someone else to tell her the best person would be Trish. She was personally involved with you from when you were admitted. Why don't you phone her?"I admired her insight and told her so."That's why I'm your PA, and your concubine!" Concubine! I like the sound of that."Off we went to bed again.Afterwards she made an addition."Why don't you text Greta and see if there's a pre-wedding party, a hen night? Ann's defences would be down if Trish crashed that!" I'm glad I've got. ..They have always had cable.They cannot fathom not having a remote control...Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane..."They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.Mc Donald's never came in Styrofoam containers.They don't.