Coincidentally, that's the same half that say they are happy with their jobs".--Melanie White"You know that look women get when they want to have sex?...Me neither".--Steve Martin"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet".--Robin Williams"Don't bother discussing sex with small c***dren. They rarely have anything to add".--Fran Liebowitz"I have a rule, and that is to never look at somebody's face while we're having sex; because, number one, what. ”I put up my hand; their voices fell but they kept staring like I was going to disappear right before their eyes for my next trick. This had to stop.“I’m just a guy, a nerd, actually, who’s studied a few martial arts moves and got lucky. I didn’t do anything that any of you couldn’t learn, but it takes a few years of study. Lots of people do it. I just have the build that makes it look easy, but it’s just learned muscle reactions, like playing an instrument. Any of you play?” Two raised their. Her name was Wresha. The first time she watched me, I had been working outside and was completely filthy. Wresha told me to bathe so that I would be clean by the time Mom and Dad came home. I had been jerking my cock in the bath tub for a long time. Having a small house, meant that there was only one bathroom. I heard a knock on the door followed by Wresha exclaiming that she needed to go to the bathroom post haste. She said it was ok and that she wouldn't take long. I reluctantly said ok and. I poured myself a cup of coffee and avoided her eyes as I pulled the other stool out for myself."Daddy, I had the best time last night! Thank you so much for the dress and for letting me stay up so late and for letting me have champagne!" Angel blurted out with the enthusiasm that only someone so young could muster so early in the morning."What are your plans for the day, pumpkin?" I asked, still avoiding her eyes."Thought I'd lay out for a while and work on my tan," she said brightly. "Dani.