I cut him short. “You hardly know me, John, so you can’t expect to know what I prefer. You ordering for me would be a little much, don’t you t...ink?”John examined the menu with his head down, so I continued, “I ordering for you would be more appropriate.”When the waiter came back I ordered a complete dinner, and then, as an afterthought, “He’ll have the spaghetti and meatballs.” The waiter scurried away to the kitchen.John looked at me, and I smiled back.He finally said, “This is a nice. Then the server lady ran out of McDonalds. WHAT THE FUCK DO U THINK YOURE DOING! NO SHOES NO SHIRT NO SERVICE NOT TO MENTION NO PANTS OR UNDERPANTS! So she started kicking me and punching me and raping me and I was like Oh shit, this aint all that good But then my friend shot her and my other friend had sex with the corpse and listened to Cannibal Corpse on his iPod. Then we went to my house and hid under the bed. That was the scariest, most embarassing moment of my life!!!!! Then I cleane. I know you two guys...” nodding at Jake and I “...were planning to double team Wendy, but would you like to add Steve and get her airtight, because she says she wants that?”“Sure,” I said.“Fine with me,” Jake agreed.“Good,” Mel continued. “But do all you boys think you can manage two more pops after that because Sue and I would like to get airtight too?”“We might if you ladies give us lots of oral assistance,” Jake bargained, grinning from ear to ear.“What, you want us to make speeches?” his. The next morning she woke Timmy bright and early. They got in thecar and she told him nothing of where they were going. They rodein silence. Finally they arrived at the store. Timmy looked inpuzzlement at the store and asked what they were doing here. Shegrabbed him by the wrist and pulled him from the car."Today we are going to begin modifying your behavior," she said.Timmy protested, "No, please no."She pulled him into the store and the clerk, a lovely woman inher thirties, came forward..