Ek baar mama two years ke liye dubai chale gye us waqt ghr pe bus main mami or nana hi reh gye kyuki ghar pe koi to hona chahiye dekhbhal krne ke liye...Mami ke bare me btana bhul gya wo ekdum gori dhood jaisi safed and bade bade boibs and chutaad to pucho hi mat jab bi galli me nikalti hai to sab unko hi dekhte rahte hain. Unki age 33 hai or lgti hai ki jaise wo 28 ki ho. But thodi si moti hain. Garmio main hum sab ek sath hi soya krte the ek hi jagah nana apne room me main or mami ek hi kamre. By the time I arrive home just after 3:30pm, myjourney from androgynous girl to beauty queen is complete... And withevery step I take in my accursed shoes, I feel like I'm going to explode,as though each heel contained a land mine.Just when I feel things can't get any worse, when I step out of the taxi,I'm greeted by a sight I'd hoped to avoid this year- the sight of mypaternal grandmother's car parked outside our house. I take a deep breathbefore letting myself into the house- sure, grandma's. I drove and about 40 minutes later I pulled into the parking lot of a family run motel. I texted Judy and told her I was at the location. She texted back what room she was in. I parked my car and nervously walked to the room. I saw her car parked in the restaurant adjacent to the hotel. She greeted me at the door wearing a black teddy. She shut the door and we embraced in a deep, wet, passionate kiss. I could tell she was particularly turned on already. She said, "I've been thinking about this. Since you've already managed to get branded a hooker itseems only right you actually become one. You alwayswanted to bed as many members of the opposite sex as youcould, well now you can. And you'll get paid for doingit." I..I can't. It's not the same...it...." No, it isn't the same. A man who sleeps around isusually admired but a women who does gets branded awhore, whether she is or not. But that's the way of theworld. You've seen it from one side, now you get to seeit from the other. Get in.