I looked like a native with my red hair, freckles, and green eyes. Bill was dark-skinned, exotic-looking. People had looked at us as if to say, “Loo... at that stranger defiling a good Irish girl.”It didn’t phase us. We were here to soak it all in. I wanted Bill to see where my family was from. I wanted to feel the magic of ancestry. At the top of the hill overlooking vast green fields dotted with thatched cottages, we found the ruins of what was once a monks’ abbey. Grass and weeds had grown. I swiftly, roughly, and lustily remove my jacket and pull you as close as your swollen womb will allow. You pull away and push down the high band of your jeans and sashay that cute little ass into our bedroom. “When you are ready Captain,” I hear softly and tenderly and eagerly as you serenely glide in and shut the door behind you. Taking my time as much as I can, I walk into the kitchen, pour myself a finger of whiskey and down it straight. Looking at the bottle I see you wrote a note, “One my. We haven't seen one another for a couple of weeks as we both have been very busy but still call one another most nights its friday and you call me in the middle of the afternoon saying that you fancy going away for the weekend and would I be interested, Of course I don't need an excuse to go away on the bike with you. So the agreement is I come down on Saturday for around about 10 am and we could just take off down towards Newcastle with the tent and enough cloths for the weekend. Oh you add. Eventually they started to get the hint — some Vegas tough boys wanted to bring back public worship of the evil 'dark ones'. Two shows with live human sacrifices daily, four shows on weekends complete with a cannibal buffet. Fun for the whole family! Worse, we were going to obstruct their 'Holy Work' ... whatever that was.After about half of an hour and twenty slammed doors later, what passed for the town Sheriff came along to officially run us out of town. He brought along a pair of young.