” Yeh sab sunkar main to aur excited ho gaya ki mom jo itni sanskari thi woh aisa bhi bol sakti hai.Kareeb 15 minutes ke baad mom ne apna pani uncle...ke muh mein chod diya aur uncle woh sara pani pi gaye. Fir mom ne kaha, “Maine to apna pani ek baar chod diya. Ab main aap sabko khush karna cahati hu.”Aur fir mom apne ghutno pe baith gayi aur sabke pant unzip karne lagi. Maine dekha ki conductor ka lund kareeb 9 inch ka tha. Driver ka 8 inch ka aur uncle ka 11 inch ka tha aur unke beta ka 6 inch. .. "Call me Scott, Gabrain. After all you are as much of a lord as I am. Anyway, I still haven't quite got used to all this 'lord' stuff. Just plain Scott will do between us." Okay, Scott, where did you get all the ideas you talked about in Rothesay and Campbeltown? What made you think about spikes, stakes and oil in the water to help fend off the Vikings? How did you figure out that digging ditches would help make the fields drier and suitable for pasture? How did you discover you could make. I went home and showered and shaved, went down to the basement and found a bottle of wine, from my bar, I had down there in the rec room.I got all bundled up again and trekked across the back yard to her kitchen door. She greeted me and had me come in.I handed her the wine, which she thought was a nice touch. I took off my coat and placed it on the washer and took off my shoes. I walked into the kitchen and my mouth hit the floor. I don’t know why I didn’t notice before, but before me was this. The plan ran like clockwork. Two tall good looking males emerged from the cliff area and started walking down the beach towards Fran. She was surprised as she had never ever encountered anyone here.The came up to her and started some small talk. Fran blushed.The males said they were visiting from out of town and on a hike. They asked her to join them down the beach near the cliff area. Fran said yes. As she walked down the beach the males pulled some beer from a pack. They offered her.