UMPH!Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE ... UMPH!Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE ... UMPH!"This goes on for the whole hour.Later, back at the bar, ...he second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"The first mutters, "It was embarrassing. I just couldn't get an erection."The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?I couldn't get on the bed!This one is compliments of John from the land down underWhat should you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?Go for the. She was so beautiful and she fell for me. The most pretty girl on earth is mine. I was so happy i could cry.I put the tray on the kitchen table, went to the fridge to get some mojito out, filled our drinks, sat and started drying myself."So? Tell me. How did your mom knew. What did she tell to mine?" She asked."Once we were in my bedroom. Naked on my bed. You were eating me good. And my mom opened the door. She caught us but said nothing so i let you go on without warning you." Oh my god!! I. He was sweating, and felt like he wanted to pace, but there really wasn't any room for that."You OK?" Michelle asked him." I can not believe how nervous I am!"The couple behind them laughed. Brian turned around. The woman said, "You must have a child skating."Brian couldn't help but smile. "My daughter."The woman looked at him very closely, but wasn't sure. "Your daughter?" Yeah. And we've just reunited after a very long estrangement. I know this is very important to her, and I'm very glad she. I felt a bit light headed and elated, the events of this morning pushed so far back that they didn’t even matter anymore. I was in a much better mood, awake, aware, and ready to take on the rest of the day.After lunch was a lecture on the techniques of practical microbial horticulture. The subject was interesting, but the lecturer was boring, he put everything in cold, clinical terms. It was all so precise and exact and there was no expounding on specifics. I found myself slumped over the.