Jim was holding back all his laughter. After he dropped her off,he said something in Korean" Here is Miss Ortiz Belle. She is acttingreal nuts" Jim ...lso used a term that meant a cheap whore in Korean.Heather not knowing the trap that Jim set up said, "What did you call meyou child a diseased whore who does pigs?"Jim was laughing as he said, "I did not know you spoke fluent Korean."Heather said, "I do not know that language."Then Jim dropped the sack on her. He asked" Then how do you know what. So like a good little whore-to-be I showered, dried off and put on fresh boxer shorts. On went the offensive "swallow" tee shirt and tight jeans. I climbed on my Harley and putted slowly to the address on the referral card. It turned out to be an old, newly renovated mansion. The rest of the neighborhood was made up of the gentrified old mansions and new apartment buildings. The businesses were mostly shops of the "boutique" variety. Signs in the windows offered rare coins, Linda's sheer. But Fran wanted an answer to her question and I wasn't about to tell her that Cindy might have a point so I said, "No honey, I can't say that I ever have." I thought that I detected disappointment in her eyes, but I didn't think much of it at the time.The following Saturday I came home from a round of golf and I took my clubs down into the basement to polish my woods. I heard Fran and Cindy talking in the kitchen and from the conversation it was obvious to me that they hadn't heard me come. He taught me a lot about videos games, especially RPG games, which I still loved to play to this day. When it was time to graduate, we still hadn't made out or even kissed. Until one night, we were talking as we stared up at the stars, on the field just behind the college campus. We told each other we didn't want to be virgins anymore. I cracked a laugh on the aisle as I picked up the chips for my salsa. "Sorry," I said to the man behind me. We all know how the first times go. Well, my first.