" I said."Do that since there will be wine, I don't want you getting drunk and showing your ass. Of course like you said the majority of us have alrea...y seen it anyway. Now be there dressed in one of those pretty dresses the fag picked out for you, and wear a wig so you don't embarrass me." Can do, head Housewife of Aster," I said.Eve and I started getting ready for the dinner date at 7PM. There were showers to take, and make up to apply. Then there was a dresses to choose, and special. She insisted that he use a rubber, always putting it on for him. He had no way of knowing that each time she rolled the condom on she punctured the tip between her fingernails. Two months later she told him she was pregnant.He told his dad, the General, and asked if he should try to convince Claire to have an abortion. His father said, "Be a man for a change son. You couldn't keep it in your pants so you have to pay the price." He never had the will to go against his father. Besides, he was in. So yeah she packs a mean punch."I am so sorry. I didn't realize you were there to help my little Cheshire cat. I can't apologize enough," said Mrs. Kent, repeatedly."Cheshire cat," I asked."Mom's nickname for me. She says I smiled so much when I was little. That and she was obsessed with the character. That and she insisted on giving birth at home while running the Johnny Depp movie, and the cat was on screen while I was born," said Val."Don't be silly Valerie, and no lying either. It's no. " Internal," Cynthia said with a face full of displeasure."Yes, so I can experience life as a woman lives it, including thefrustrations women go through with pads and such. You understand, as awoman, don't you Cynthia?" I just never thought you wanted to go that far," Cynthia protested."I do," Victor said in a tone that said he was very serious.There was a knock at the door and Cynthia went to answer it. She saw acourier there with some envelopes. The man handed her two largeenvelopes. There.